testicles

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off

I don't like being spied on by my testicles

by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024

testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?

Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*

by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024

Testicles

The 2 ball thingies hanging inside the ballsack behind your cock.

Hey twin look at my testicles

by Tess Tickles mangomangomango February 7, 2026

testicles

2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them

Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then

by anonymous October 11, 2024

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.

Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

pa-testicles

Another name for testicles, said by only the cool people who watch videos like "OMG Shoes!"

Oh boy! Look at those pa-testicles!

by M Kay March 27, 2008