technically challenged

someone who isn't very good with technology

my mom is technically challenged

by hehehaha123 February 28, 2009

THE TECHNIQUE PART 2

PART 11 - SHE WILL BEG FOR THIS SMEG

PART 12 - SMASH HER IN THE SUITE WITH YOUR MEAT

PART 13 - HIT THAT BUMPER AND THEN PUMP HER

PART 14 - SHOW YOUR POWER WITH A GOLDEN SHOWER

PART 15 - IT WILL BE A DUB WHEN YOU JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB

PART 16 - YOU'LL BE IN A HURRY TO SMASH THAT FURRY

PART 17 - SHE WILL COMPLY FOR THAT CREAMPIE

PART 18 - MAKE HER SOGGY WITH THAT DOGGY

PART 19 - EAT THAT BOOTY BECAUSE IT TASTES FRUITY

PART 20 - YOU'LL BE GETTING HAIRY WITH THAT MISSIONARY

YO JOE I did the technique part 2 on Britney last night however, that furry from down the street had to join in for part 16

by mrpoggersman December 12, 2021

The Landy Technique

When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;

1. The girl goes home in a huff.

2. Crazy action takes place.

It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.

Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.

by Yoshimitsu is god January 20, 2010

Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

by Lemski October 16, 2008

Thumb Technique

After going Number 2, you take toilet paper and put it on the end of your thumb, and shove it up your pooper to wipe.

Mark uses the Thumb Technique when things get ugly.

by ThatOneGuy987 October 23, 2012

Technical Theatre kid

A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)

Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.

FIN.

Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"

Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"

Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"

RegKid1: "That's not a color!"

RegKid2: "Yea!"

Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"

RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"

by Annie-nomous May 14, 2011

techn9ne

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"The Killa Clownz In Yo Town Raising All hell!"

by TONY C October 13, 2004