jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

by Tanezza May 5, 2010

Asoingboba takedown

When you get a crazy kill in a shooter game, usually a trick shot, that you just have to get excited.

Matthew: *hits tricks shot*
Matthew: OH MY GOD
Sebastian: THAT WAS AN ASOINGBOBA TAKEDOWN!

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Coup d'tard

An attempt to overthrow a duly elected government that dramatically fails due to incompetence and stupidity.

On January 6th, 2021 President Donald Trump incited his supporters to storm the capital but ultimately it was just a coup d'tard.

by Archeryfinn January 12, 2021

tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.

Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.

by bastard May 23, 2003

tard fam horniness

The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.

*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*

Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)

by TurnM3Up December 17, 2020

douche-tard

One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.

you are a douche-tard

by Tetherball May 7, 2009

A Tard

A Tard equals sped-
A tard- a clean way of say retards within a book.

Like, stop being a tard.

or look at that f*ck- tard over there, acting all sped.

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018