A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
by Innocent Bystander September 11, 2004
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Previously sleeping person: "Will someone shut that stupid Suphylyon off!!!"
Previously sleeping person: "Will someone shut that stupid Suphylyon off!!!"
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A surprise social gathering where a small group of people walk around a college dorm with a strobe light and a boom box going into random rooms where people (who are preferably studying, sleeping, talking to their mom on the phone, or getting it on) are in, once everyone is in the room you proceed with the steps as follows:
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance
"You look traumatized, what happened?"
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."
by TonguePlease March 2, 2010
Get the Surprise Dance Party mug.Having a chick play with ones penis until the boiling point. Then he ask for her to give him head. While she goes down he shoots his load in face and yells SURPRIZE!!!!
by JacIII December 25, 2007
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Get the nut surprise mug.a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.
I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.
by EMaceator April 22, 2010
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"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012
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