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Status Rape

verb
1)The act of quickly adding obnoxious and stupid comments on someones facebook status that quickly ruins the creativity and humor or the status.

(People who status rape often do so to pathetically gain the attention of the person posting the status)
Person 1: Hey did u see that status that Natalia put up earlier?

Person 2: Yea Jesse already status raped the shit out of her
by T_Adam November 1, 2010
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status war

when two or more people get into a public argument or verbal fight on a social networking site (ex. facebook) via status updates.
awww dayum, johnny really fried up mary in that status war last night. puttin her out there like that...
by jaype August 8, 2008
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Status Whore

When a person (specifically teenager) will set a status on Facebook/Myspace for attention more than four times a day.
The word Status Whore was developed because a whore changes boyfriends everyday , and Status whores change statuses every hour

Signs that you are being a status whore include :

1. Your wall contains statuses that are being updated every 15 minutes.
2. You tend to use statuses that don't get many likes on facebook.
3. People know your life because of your statuses.
Status Whores on Facebook

Maddie : I need a bagel (5 minutes ago)
Maddie : Left my charger at Baileys house \: (9 minutes ago)
Maddie : I HATE LIFE (12 minutes ago)
Maddie : HAVING SEX WITH ADRIAN DONT TEXT UNLESS YOU WANNA JOIN (15 minutes ago)
Maddie : I hate whores. (20 minutes ago)

^ This is a real girl who actually set these statuses
by Fishyyyyyy August 18, 2010
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Status Whore

a person who periodically changes his/her status on myspace/facebook/aim, about every hour. After a while, it gets annoying.
That shane kid is such a status whore. he changes his status seven times in the past hour.
by swhittle April 25, 2009
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Status Killer

A random who always finds a way to ruin a perfectly good facebook status through irrelevant comments.
Drew: Look at my sweet status! It took me like an hour to think of it!
Chad: Wow you're gay... too bad that kid ruined it, who the hell is that by the way?
Drew: God damnit thats Greg, he's a notorious status killer.
by booOOOOOOOOGGGIT!! August 23, 2010
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Status Ninja

Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response
Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010
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Status-changer

A thing or event that is so awesomely cool or terribly bad enough to make you need to change your Facebook status immediately.
1. I think I just saw Mandy Patinkin at the Starbucks! What a status-changer!

2. I just heard that my next door neighbor popped his testicle while surfing. Talk about a status-changer.
by T.L. Bugg December 30, 2009
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