Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021
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stand-in girlfriend

noun

A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.

The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in boyfriend
Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
by borderlinegenius November 19, 2013
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Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.
I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!
by BigDNash January 24, 2019
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stand up in it

For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse
Man you aint done a gosh dog thing until you stand up in it with that bitch.
by The one and only MC May 05, 2007
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Last Stand

The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.
by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 17, 2008
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lip stand

the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one's lip. A face plant
That parking lot is so icy. Henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.
by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009
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sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."
Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 01, 2005
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