Squench

1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler May 26, 2018

squinch

Squinting in anguish

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006

squinch

A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.

it's 7 squinches thick.

by Tarliex McDavidson January 24, 2010

squinch

verb. to poop

Damn, pull over at the Kwikmart, I gotta squinch

by mike sucks June 25, 2003

Squanch

Making out very, VERY wildely. Meaning mouth wide open, tongue going everywhere, everything nasty.

Oh my God, brah, we were squanching so hard last night.

by CreepzOfficial June 14, 2016

squouche

stupid, queer, and douche in one word

n. That kid over there is a squouche.

by olivepip January 7, 2009

Squinch

The look you pull when you get kicked in the gooch

My friend got kicked in th gooch while playing football and his face squinched

by lionman1991 December 27, 2010