Squirrels

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Squirreled

The cleaner definition is to be distracted in an impulsive or ADD-esque manner, much like that dog in the movie UP.

My nephew had my aunt squirreled at Wal-mart today by all the goodies he was looking at

by thatoneguynamed_will December 5, 2009

Squirrel

Similar to A.D.D., start one task, conversation, or thought, then randomly switching to another, repeatedly.

I went to clean the bedroom. Then I found a usb drive in a pile of clothes. I went on my computer and squirreled for an hour looking through it and totally forgot about cleaning.

by LilMilo August 25, 2011

the squirrel

wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath

yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom

by Lil Schmidt ft Big G June 18, 2006

Squirrel

word used to inform a bro of the presence of a hot girl who's close by without saying terms like "that chick" or "cute girl" that get her attention and turn her off to you.

Dude 1: Bro. Squirrel. Twelve o' clock.

*Hottie walks by unknowingly being checked out*

Dude 2: Hell yeah!

by Tehsmexynest May 6, 2011

squirreled

when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply

(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)

by Cruncher February 13, 2006

squirrels

Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.

One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.

by Justin Thorson January 14, 2009