butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass

I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

squermf

Masturbatory lube made from the tartar of panda bear teeth.

Pass the squermf, I gotsta rub one off.

It's so hard to find good squermf outside of China.

by dsyhjfdhbcgfj July 1, 2011

squelch

noun/verb/adgetive

to dash ones dreams, or burst ones bubble

stop squelching

You squelch

Dont squelch my idea manda!

What a squelchish idea

by manda October 19, 2003

Squeme

A person who is an annoying short scheme, the word combines the two words squirt (for the short annoying part) and the word scheme (for the obvious scheme part). You do not want to be a squeme.

Yo the kid nick is a total squeme, he's so short and annoying and is a total scheme.

by dawordwizard August 3, 2011

squelchey

In and out sound made by the tongue when it licks liquid or a paste like something i.e ice cream

His tongue squelchey whenever he licks my vagina .
The dog squelchey whenever it drinks water from the pond.
His tongue squelchey whenever he licks ice cream off my back.

by Banana spoon November 4, 2016