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squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
by Stall Master April 14, 2010
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Squeak

When your ass tightens out of disgust so much that it make a squirrel or mouse noise, often referred to a “squeak”
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.
"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Squeaked

To take, or reduce.
The IRS squeaked my bank account.

The teacher will squeak my cell phone if I use it in class.

I’m will be squeaking $15 per month per subscription.
by The Who Now? April 21, 2024
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Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.
I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.
by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020
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Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023
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Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.
by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
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