shizzle

a word which is funny to say when you get bored, you can randomly say shizzle, and then if the person you're talking to has any brain cells they will say on da hizzle or something completely pointless and stupid like that, it is weird and lame but it fills up hours (it works best if black people say it, i don't know why) and then when you get sick of this pointless crap you can say bizzle which sounds a bit like bye or gizzle (going) or gizzle fizzled nizzle (get fucked noob)etc etc

me:fo shizzle
dude: on da hizzle
me: zizzle
dude: frizzle mizzle
(four hours of pointless moronic izzle noises ensue)
me: gizzle fizzled whizzle
dude: bizzle
me: (unable to bear it any longer)SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

by Moominbaybee May 29, 2008

Shizzle my nizzle

Proof that society has got to the point that you can say retarded things like "shizzle my nizzle" without at least 13 people going "WTF?"

"Shizzle my nizzle"
"I get you..."

by Kay July 27, 2003

shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

shizzle

this means it's a for sure thing

Were going to your house after the movie for shizzle!

by okiefrommuskogee August 3, 2006

shizzle sticks

Stems off of the word "shizzles!" which is an exclamatory remark one makes when annoyed or upset.

Zoey: "oh shizzle sticks, I completely forgot the Science Test was today!"

Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"

by fpsdoodle January 25, 2009

fo shizzle dizzle

for sure dog
-dog meanign buddy

-you wanna smack that crack ho for taking my money?
-fo shizzle dizzle

by jonathan November 21, 2003

Fo' Shizzle My Pizzle

For sure pimp or player

Fo' shizzle my pizzle.

by Kiki Jones November 24, 2004