Spousemouse

A pretty girl who is always there to assist you when you need her, even when things goes south. She can be a bit protective and can easily be pissed off, but a bit of attention usually makes the second go away. You can't be a spousemouse to more than one person at a time, and the person is usually, but doesn't have to be, a romantic partner. In the end a true spousemouse will be ready to take a bullet from you without hesitation.

Example 1 *Friends who haven't talked for years*
Dude 1: "Are you still with Victoria?"
Boyfriend: *Smiling* " Yeah I love Victoria. She's always there for me, even when I screw up. She's the sweetest and the best"
Girlfriend (Victoria): *spousemouse*

Example 2 *At a party*
Dude 1: "Is that girl single?"

Dude 2: "No not at all, she's Jimmys spousemouse"

Example 3 *In League of Legends*
Person 1: "I can't kill their ADC!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know... His support is such a spoucemouse"

by SexyBeast123123 January 30, 2021

Susexual

A sexual preference wherein the person doesn't care about your alignment (gender identity) as long as you comport with the biological sex and gender expression they're attracted to.

Feminine Female Enby: "Do you fuck non-binary (trans) persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're female and feminine!"

Masculine Male Transwoman: "Do you fuck trans persons?"

(Insert Sex/Gender) Susexual: "Sure, as long as you're male and masculine!"

by lordcapo March 8, 2021

partial spouse

part of a cohabiting couple who don't plan to get married but plan to stick around awhile.

Jane and I aren't getting married but we agreed that being partial spouses is a good idea.

by missabyss October 24, 2011

spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.

I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"

by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006

SuSE

One of the most n00b-friendly Linux distros out there. The latest version of SuSE takes up Five 650MB CD Rs and can resize a Windows partition during the installation. Defaultly supports MP3s, DivX, and other formats, as a pose to redhat.

SuSE is cool, but not as cool as Gentoo.

by restin256 January 16, 2004

spuke

The combination of the words puke and spew to double the effective-ness of both words.

Dude, I read the definition for Pink sock and I freakin spuked!!! Theres some sick fucks out there...

by hamstar April 4, 2005

Smused

1. To be drunk (and presumably amusing)

2. To be amused by a drunkard.

1. Man, I drank a fifth of Jack and now I'm totally smused.

2. Watching that drunk fall down totally smused me.

by WarMaid April 8, 2009