spud webb

had the most hopz ever in my opinion..let me know when ure 5'7 and doing a 360' dunk

man spud webb hopz were crazy..he had his nuts on your head!

by headache December 18, 2003

Spud

1. A person who is fat and annoying, like a pot-bellied pig.

2. A large kid who ulls absolute munters.

"Kiss my heesey chelmet spud!!"

by anon6565 December 21, 2005

Spud Pud

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.

Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!

by Mojo King Bee August 24, 2005

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017

spud head

someone with a MASSIVE HEAD!

a particularly aggressive variety of spud heads are the maximus spudarius winningtarius selection! eat with caution

by Olib January 29, 2008

Dirty Spud

The act of performing anal sex, and upon pulling out penis, finding pieces of poo stuck in and round your for skin.

I really wish I didn't eat that much before having anal last night, I gave my partner a dirty spud.

by The brown crusader March 04, 2019

Spud Muck

Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.

Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.

Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".

by Zenyk January 29, 2015