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by Big dick shay November 16, 2019

spritcher

Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.

Get out the room, man! We're in the middle of some raunchy sex. Dude, you're such a spritcher!

by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006

Hot sauce spritzer

This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.

I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.

by Betagalactopurinase December 31, 2007

Sprot

The Ancient art of combining Sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands...This makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.

Combining Soccer with Vodka, Ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various assorted rodents.

This makes "Death Badger Soccer on Wheels!!" in one awesome Sprot!!

Make your own sports, its really very fun indeed.

by Shadowheart May 20, 2008

Sprite Cranberry

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.

Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good

It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear

by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018

Sprite Commercialed

Getting rejected by the front of the rim while trying to dunk a basketball. Refers to the "Grant Hill drinks Sprite" Sprite commercial from the late 90s.

Did you see LeBron miss that dunk? He got Sprite Commercialed!

by B E August 14, 2010