Sprot 

The Ancient art of combining Sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands...This makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.

Combining Soccer with Vodka, Ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various assorted rodents.

This makes "Death Badger Soccer on Wheels!!" in one awesome Sprot!!

Make your own sports, its really very fun indeed.

Sprot by Shadowheart May 20, 2008

sprot 

adj. A combination word made of super + hot.

"Man that chick is sprot"

sprot by m2c October 3, 2006

Sprot 

The Ancient art of combining Sport, alcohol, various objects, food/extreme sports and idiots with too much time on their hands...This makes the most stupid and crazy sprots imaginable.

Combining Soccer with Vodka, Ride on lawnmowers, paintball bazookas and various assorted rodents.

This makes "Death Badger Soccer on Wheels!!" in one awesome Sprot!!

Make your own sprots, its really very fun indeed...but its your own fault if you get hurt.

Sprot by Shadowheart May 13, 2008

Sprot 

Onomatopoeic noun or verb.

Noun: Noise produced when defecating. A mixture of fart and excrements coming out. It can be used for farts only.

Verb: To take a loud dump

Noun: The day after I eat Indian, my sprots are really loud.

Verb: Omg, I need to sprot now.

Sprot by The Italian Nose April 22, 2011

Sprot 

A dirty chinless Mexican.

Phranque: look at that fat chinless mexican hoe over their!

Crayonyul: oh that's just that sprot Rayelene!

Sprot by sprot master July 3, 2015

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011