Spooning

Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...

Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"

Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"

Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."

by anonymous derp July 30, 2011

Spoons

Slang name for a Wetherspoons pub, which is part of a British national chain of pubs. Serves cheap drinks and cheap food.

Person 1- "I fancy cocktails"
Person 2- "2 for £12 pitchers at spoons?"

Person1 - "to spoons!"

by Glelato July 15, 2015

Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.

What's 9+10?

Idk

Awl, you spoon!

by WhamBham February 28, 2015

Spoon

A particularly stupid individual.

"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."

by jojiighei May 11, 2018

spooning

Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.

Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"

Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"

Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"

*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*

by Graham O' Brien October 20, 2008

Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Spooning

Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.

They were spooning all night.

WUT!?!?!?

They were lying next to each other -.-

Ohhhh..

by ME!!!!! XD February 25, 2010