Trump spatula

An orange spatula with messy blonde hair.

Did you see Trump spatula?

by What knife? October 22, 2017

spatula

The female equivalent of a male erection,
aka a chick boner.

Damn that guy was so fly, I think I just got a spatula...

by Martha Mae Whoviae January 7, 2008

spacula

Its the thing that you apply spackle with when you're trying to get out the tip and save your security deposit.

by motulab October 28, 2003

spatula

A word used to close a meeting. Fin.
The declaration of Spatula is usually followed by a round of nonsense words as members are getting up to leave.
Once Spatula has been declared and answered the meeting has ended and no further business is permitted to proceed. Spatula must always be presented in the form of a question, and must be answered with an affirmation by "Spatula", or silence.

See also Pancake.

President: "Is there any other business?"

Club Member: "Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

toaster.
frog.
butter.

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President: "I declared Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

by GregLake June 2, 2007

spatula

a thing that might disclose too much personal information, usually about an ethnic background. From Philip Roth.

"At home we called it a spatula, but that suddenly seemed like a Jewish word."

by Dayv James-French July 13, 2006

snatchlasticity

The elasticity and tightness of the female sexual organ, or snatch.

"After twenty years of promiscuous sex and four kids, her snatchlasticity was shot. Having sex with her was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

by Some Biker Dude July 28, 2008

snatchlasticity

The elasticity of a womans vagina.

After a long night with a cucumber, her snatchlasticity was ruined for the next day.

by Nikolaos April 20, 2006