Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 31, 2020

spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.

Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up

by S0me Dude April 10, 2023

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

Who decided to promote that spastic Russell? He can barely string a sentence together

by Lydia12312 July 14, 2022

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.

by Lydia12312 July 14, 2022

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 30, 2020