Sober

Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.

"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"

by Flopings March 25, 2017

Sober Sally

When drinking with friends, sober sally is the girl who never gets sloppy. She's the one taking care of everyone else. Whether it's giving them a bath or making them detox tea, this girl also makes pancakes as a hangover breakfast.

"Yo, I don't feel good, where's sober sally?"

by BB of HLD December 31, 2006

sober up

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

Soberlicious

One who is both attractive and sworn themself to sobriety, vastly decreasing the likelihood of anyone engaging in intercourse with them.

Andrew is way to attractive not to drink. I'd totally have sex with him. He's soberlicious.

by John Whittenberger April 21, 2008

soberginity

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.

Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

by Elizabeth Carpenter June 30, 2005

Ome Sjoerd

The embodiment of a sex god. Has a large dick and can definitely steal your girl. To add on to his greatness, he has a large alcohol tolerance as well.

Ome sjoerd, what a great guy

by Wtkkfuck May 2, 2020

sober prowling

v. to hook up with a drunk girl while sober. more specifically, to not drink all night, then go out for afterhours to capitalize on the drunkness of women. to take advantage of drunk girls.

Nate woke up last night at 1am and was totally sober prowling on the girls partying at our apartment.

by Doc 123 December 28, 2008