soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

seferino

Is a very hot guy that gets a lot of girls and is very nice

Seferino is hot.

by Gposter November 1, 2017

Sober

Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.

"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"

by Flopings March 25, 2017

Sober Sally

When drinking with friends, sober sally is the girl who never gets sloppy. She's the one taking care of everyone else. Whether it's giving them a bath or making them detox tea, this girl also makes pancakes as a hangover breakfast.

"Yo, I don't feel good, where's sober sally?"

by BB of HLD December 31, 2006

sober up

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

Soberlicious

One who is both attractive and sworn themself to sobriety, vastly decreasing the likelihood of anyone engaging in intercourse with them.

Andrew is way to attractive not to drink. I'd totally have sex with him. He's soberlicious.

by John Whittenberger April 21, 2008