snarkle

the combination of doggie saliva and snot smeared against a car window or any other glass surface while pressing their face against said surface

My dogs make such a mess on the windows in my car with their snarkle that I hesitate to take them any place!

by auroraprincess January 27, 2012

Skerkin

A prosthetic hairpiece a Skape wears on its "genitalia", usually woven from fallen armpit hair, and grayish-green in color.

I would not eat that skerkin, I would not have one bite, if you try to make me, be prepared to fight.

by Sizzlean September 13, 2008

snark hat

A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.

Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.

by chrixo January 21, 2010

snarkface

Someone who is continuously snarky.

She is such a snarkface.

by egh8878 February 11, 2014

snarkasaurus

Snarkasaurus: a person who attempts to torment and terrorize by snarky comments, delusionally mimicking their concept of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Greg loved to play Snarkasaurus in class with the teachers he didn't like. snark,snarky,obnoxious comments, disruptive,cruel

by radialengine May 11, 2014

snarkiot

Snarkiot (snarK-e-it):

One who thinks they have the comedic sarcasm to reach masses but fails miserably in their content and delivery.

That snarkiot claimed that chevy made the mustang. foolidiotjerkracistnarcissistknuckleheadjealousincapableworthless

by Snarky Idiot January 3, 2015

snarkass

A snarkass is a person that is both snarky and a smartass. Surlier than the usual smartass, yet funnier than your average snarky.

John is such a snarkass when he gets angry.

by The Snarkass April 29, 2014