smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.

Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!

by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013

Second Hand Smooching

The act of kissing a girl that has kissed another dude.

"Yall niggas be Second hand smooching

by kelby said the n word for me February 4, 2019

Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.

My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.

by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...

Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.

by TpaShocker April 13, 2013

Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth

Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch

by AmHolding November 1, 2021

Coochie smooch

When you don't wear underwear to the gym and you give people Chlamydia in their eyes.

This girl just wiped her coochie smooch all over the weight bench.

by Mombusiness May 21, 2023