smarttitude

being an extreme sassy smartass

damn your being such a sassy smart ass, lose your smarttitude !

by bitch making up words January 22, 2017

smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration

Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.

by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017

smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

smarterester

tha bigest of brainn an gud spelin an grammer

i so smarterester, i bigest of brainn!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

Can't be smarter than everyone

You sure?

You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Smartee

The act of getting head/blow-job from a female that has at least a college-student intelligence.

"I got a smartee from this college chick yesterday man."
"Ohh yeah? im bout to get one to, forget studying ima get real knowledge"

by Young L.D.B March 16, 2010