Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.

You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!

by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025

smooch it up

This is an expression often used when you are watching a show and you want two people to kiss or “smooch it up”.

(This term is often used by chronically obsessed drama watchers who are very impatient with the progression of smooching)

Come on, just smooch it up already!

It’s time to smooch it up.

by mymelody1145 January 15, 2024

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Homie Smooch

Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes

Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now

by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !

by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025

supplementary smooches

Additional or "auxiliary" facial-sucking --- i.e., more and/or differently-timed lips-and-tongue action as compared to what would normally be expected for dat particular place/time --- dat is intended to help one or both kissers to feel loved, welcome, happy, relaxed/reassured/confident, etc.

Supplementary smooches might typically happen when a guy comes to a party dat a favorite girl is also attending, and so rather than just giving her a kiss when he arrives and another one to say goodbye to her at da end of his visit, he simply engages her in a major mutual-arms-around lips-lock and doesn't break da kiss for da entire time he's there. (Well, except for da periods when they're partaking of da party's scrumptious offered delicacies, of course --- why does one's mouth have to be used for eating, as well, so dat you can't just go on smooching wif yer honey during mealtime???)

by QuacksO January 19, 2025