sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

Attention-seeking

Someone who loves and desires attention, they seek attention and sometimes live off of attention. They will do anything for attention even things that is immoral like posting pictures half naked, backstabbing, lying, fake crying, acting insecure for compliments.

Most girl attention seekers are called Melissa, Jenny, Jessica, Lezil, and Désiré.

Girl1: I'm so ugly, I think everyone is prettier than me.
Girl2: Please stop attention-seeking, it's really irritating. Everyone knows you think you are hot why else would you take thousands of pictures and half naked too. Just get over yourself.

by TheForener April 30, 2013

social sleeping

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

by mr low grade August 23, 2007

Mine Sweeping

Can mean stealing peoples unattended drinks. But it's usually applied to the act of drinking left over drinks in a bar left by other customers in order to get intoxicated on the cheap. Usually done by people who are highly drunk or very poor. Or a mix of any of the above.

Quentin ran out of money, but wasn't quite ready to finish drinking. He mine swept the bar area for dregs until he was sufficiently watered. A group of revellers noticed Quentin mine sweeping and immediately coiled with disgust.

by C_B October 16, 2008

Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder

A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.

John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."

by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017

sleeving

To eat an entire sleeve of cookies, preferably girl scout cookies.

"That fat guy has crumbs all over his face. He must have been sleeving."

by flavanugz April 1, 2009

sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006