shitzophrenic

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!

Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!

by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

skit

Derived from the word sketch, (a short, often comedic segment of a show either televised or performed live).

alternatively;
Originally a misuse of the word sketch, Chappelle's Show further popularized the word into the mainstream when Dave and Neil, hating the mistaken usage of the word, began including it during taping.

"'I'm Rick James bitch' is a popular Chappelle show skit."

"Comedians make a living writing various skits."

"This SNL skit sucks!"

by Ben Franklin December 28, 2005

oozing skitch

a girl who is a total asshole (oozing) and thinks shes really fat but shes actually really skinny (skitch). maybe too skinny. she always likes attention. lots of guys like her, but lots of girls hate her.

"I KNOW! Jenna is such an oozing skitch."

by eatpienow September 10, 2011

shitzuki

a slang term used to refer to 'SUZUKI' as a piece of shit

OH GOD not another shitzuki

by Robert David Alexander Jones January 13, 2008

skilz

word that sugests that someone has special talents in a certain field

he's got ths skilz in editiing

by tweek December 19, 1999

Skitch

A skanky bitch. Derived from TV show: Awkward

I can't stand that skitch.

by Benny.Roben March 28, 2019

skitty von skit skit

a praying mantis looking creature who smells bad, doesnt believeing in brushing teeth, runs away from girls and fights,is obsessed with nigel and chris bohn, thinks the most random things are amazing, likes whatever team one on sports center this morning, is given a lot of crap like basketball and soccer training and still sucks, plays a lot of video games and still sucks, noobs off in those rags that you find in the corner of your basement, the worlds longest nipple hairs (even though he thinks chris bohns are longer), makes weird faces for no reason, swipes your hand when you try to give him his subway card back (and misses),best friends with a lion named ettaY who roams the world with lions,screams random things sometimes, weird ass laugh, cant burp correctly, cant hope a fence cause he is scared, hates his brother b myers but tells him everything like that dan used a coupon and mcdonalds, LOVES HIS MOM,.... if you come to and encounter with this creature he will tell you his name is scottie boy....and if you see it you should prob just run really far away..............o yeah........THE SEVEEEEEENTHHHHHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE....AND THE FIRST PLAY. yeah

kid: whats your name
skitty von skit skit: Scotty boy


Kid runs away

by hpaulqb10oyeahimdoinit April 28, 2009