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skeet

to ejaculate
to jizz
to bust a nut
to cream
to spoo

Modern use: see skee or skee skee

Long before the aforementioned reference to 2 live crew in another definition (1996) was the 1989 reference to skeet in 2 Live Crew's song "C'Mon Babe" taken from the album 'As Nasty As They Wanna Be':

As 'rapped' by Brother Marquis:

"Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin',
Just f*** me good until I skeet."
Hey, porno-boy: time for the money shot!

Skeet! Do it now! I'm wasting film!
by ButtFuzz May 28, 2004
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

(verb) to expell one's semenal fluid upon the visage of a female
by Jiggles April 15, 2004
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

by none of yo beeswax August 7, 2004
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skeet

(n) Semen, sperm; thick white juice that comes of the male penis during ejaculation.

(v) To ejaculate; To cum
"It's like a million little pussy cats rubbing my balls. Skeet skeet skeet all over the walls"

-Chappelle Show - Kneehigh Park
by Murphizzle Dizzle April 7, 2005
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeetness

Something that is so mindblowingly amazing that you can barely stand it
"I just saw The Strokes live.... Fucking skeetness."
by Shakalah August 23, 2006
mugGet the skeetnessmug.

Skeet

verb: To steal or obtain something via illegal and/or scandalous methods. Typically used when referring to Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

adj: To be a thief. One who steals items such as Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.
-That greasy thief skeeted my beats right out of my locker!
-That kid is a total skeeter, never leave anything valuable alone with him.
by hogman33 December 11, 2016
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet skeet

to shoot ur nut onto ones face
Al Lawrence skeet skeeted on fatals dad
by Jon Lawrence June 27, 2004
mugGet the skeet skeetmug.

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