skateboard

n. A four-wheeled board used for personal transportation, and as an instrument for denting railings, grinding stairways, chipping benches, and committing other acts of vandalism against public property.

"You get that skateboard off of my property, you filthy little pot-smoking delinquent! Or I'll call your mama up so she can give you a spanking!"

by Carl Willis October 12, 2004

skateboard

The only other sport that comes close to skateboarding is Paintball

Skateboarding, rock, Paintball, girls, computer rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by .... September 25, 2003

skateboarding

The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.

A hobby, NOT a sport.

by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005

Skateboard

An english term used to describe the wankers who spell skate - sk8 and walk round holding small shelves with wheels that never appear to 'board' the damn things. Usually seen waiting at bus stops.Bored is the uk english spelling but these yanks pell it board.
Hence skate bored

Skateboard = TWAT

by H December 26, 2003

Skateboarding

The item that gets you hot girls and money and fame.

Lets go skateboarding.

by cameron August 29, 2003

skateboarding

A load of idiots that sit about getting in the way attempting to be individual by a commonly accepting means

"I'm different 'cos i skate" "Yes, like all the other kids who played tony hawks."

by StreetBiker January 11, 2004

skateboard

a deadly strain of the ebola virus which targets members of the ape family at christmas dinners and other social gatherings where someones dignity is at stake.

we were forced to kill the lot of them, when they drank a bad batch of banana daquiris and caught a dose of skateboard"

by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003