Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

seeing eye single

A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

by Steven Adams July 30, 2008

Single Awareness Day

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)

"Happy Single Awareness Day."

by misosoupaddict September 15, 2006

singledom

someone who is single. singledom- similar to freedom.

after have the bitch nag at me for years, i open my arms to singledom.

by my balls itch May 20, 2004

Not a single fuck was given

No one cared.

At all.

About anything.

At that moment.

Ever.

T: Does Urban Dictionary even have the meaning for "not a single fuck was given"?! I can't find it!

N: Not a single fuck was given to define it.

by jadestone June 12, 2014

lead singer's disease

The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.

There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.

LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.

Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?

by amoebabadass December 9, 2008

Single white male

S A D B O Y S

Single white males play lots of videogames in their parents basement.

by lllGTRllll September 18, 2016