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Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.
“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”
by Herr Jaeger February 2, 2023
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sig

A term used to express something cool, impressive, unique, or positive. Can be used to describe people, situations, or things.
by NotAGhettophile August 8, 2025
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sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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sig

that person who doesn't smoke weed but smokes weed
by clahahahahaha November 20, 2021
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Sig Nu

A fraternity famous for its self-conscious members and bashfully Homo erotic tendencies.
“Hey, I just got dropped, from Alpha Chi for being too much of a pathetic cuck”
“Don’t worry you can just rush sig nu”
by Pastor Fail Gatesman March 26, 2024
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sig

Sig is someone you'll completely fall in love with. She's funny and really cute. She always thinks positive and see's the best in people. If she falls in love with u ur probably the luckiest man ever. But don't break her heart tho cuz she'll crush your scones.
Someone: I had such a bad day :(
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Sig: just stay positive and everything will be fine! <3
by BeyYourself October 29, 2017
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sig-figs

(noun): short for chemistry term significant figures, sig-figs is when a guy rounds up his height to make it sound better
i’m 5’10 which is basically 6’0 cuz sig-figs,”
by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025
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