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shooting the shit

talking without any specific purpose; passing the time with causal conversation
We were just shooting the shit out on the front porch while waiting for Justin to show up.
by Ignotus October 30, 2003
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Shooting beaver

The act of a woman spreading her legs while wearing a short skirt and no panties so you can see her vagina.
I was sitting in class and Amy was shooting beaver at me from across the room.
by ekks September 24, 2010
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shooting star

Slang word for a penis believed to have special, magical powers.
Siskel: "I just got booty called, bro."
Ebert: "Damn, that chick must think you have a shooting star."
by rorolele December 17, 2016
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shooting the beaver

Ahh dude..... as I was fucking my girlfriend, she said make sure you pull out and are shooting the beaver.
by wonderash April 17, 2014
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shooting shots

Firing off insults at a person unnecessarily.
A: Hey you’re really bad at driving

B: Why you shooting shots bro? You know I’m trying my hardest.
by Ray =) December 26, 2017
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Shooting Blanks

for males during orgasm no semen comes out your penis . During retrograde ejaculation, semen travels into the bladder, rather than being squirted out of the penis. This is usually the result of most prostate surgeries. When turp (Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate) was first started for bladder retention, cuting away some of the prostate with scopic tube including miniature camera, miniature scalpal up your pee hole up to your prostate. Again in the late 1970's doctors worked very slowly and cautiously so far less of thes turp procedures caused dry climax, orgasm. Today what occurs is surgeons working too fast. this results damage to the vesical sphincter. Since the sphincter is damaged or roto rotered totally it no longer closes off the bladder so your jism just falls in there instead of splooging out your cock. These dry orgasms give very little pleasure and more importantly do not give any sexual tension relief.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.
guy:This guy tells me post prostate surgery he can't splooge in his lover's face, he's just shooting blanks, so she left him.
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever
by anon_frank March 8, 2017
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Shooting the Gutter

In essence, fucking the asscrack. In some areas of the nation this term is known as "Butt Sex Light".

Origin: 16th Century Dutch saffron merchants.
Though Chad's initial thoughts were to stick it in the stink, he pussed out and instead shot the gutter. (It should be noted, that when it was all over Chad was in a position to return home to his wife without any obligation to wash his genitals.)
by C. Krueger Ivy League October 5, 2004
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