Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.

Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.

by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011

Triple-Sheesh Moment

When something is busting on a new level

Bro, your hand job was a triple-sheesh moment

by Lord of the Straights May 7, 2021

Dancing in the sheets

Sex. What else would it be you fucking moron?

Guy 1:How was last night?
Guy 2:Let's just say, me and my girlfriend did some dancing in the sheets

by IronicNoose47 January 14, 2021

holy sheepshit

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief.

Holy sheepshit...you're about the stupidest fuck I have ever seen!

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

by NJCDGN August 16, 2014

ripping sheets

When you fart and it sounds like you are literally ripping a sheet in two.

What smells?

Sorry, I'm ripping sheets over here!

by iduncurr September 6, 2010

Sheepskin

A guy who makes passes at a girl who is already involved with another guy. Frequently using terms like "Weren't you in my Biology class?" - or "Weren't you in Mrs. Jones' Third Grade?". The name comes from the frequent donning of a Sheepskin jacket during the 'pass' phase. Many bold sheepskins will make passes at chicks who are with their boyfriends. Main habitat are local malls.

"Dude, look at that sheepskin trying to make a pass at your girlfriend."

by Jake Sha. July 16, 2008