shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

shatteu

A lifeless person. Is hated by everyone because he never steps away from his pc.

Wow shatteu sucks at life.
Yes he does.

by Shatteu January 29, 2018

Shartenfreude

Enjoying someone's misfortune when they shit themselves.

It was a pure Shartenfreude moment when he was hoisted aloft towards that fountain. In Dublin.

by MrGibbon May 18, 2018

shatter your pelvis

to be vague, it means sex. because he will be pounding into her so hard, and fast, that her pelvis (the bones right by the vagina) will simply, shatter.

man: damn baby i’m about to shatter your pelvis.

woman: mhh baby get to it.

by penisvaginalolol July 13, 2018

Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

shattana

A short, brown haired girl. Spoiled with attention not money. Hustle for her own. Gets irritated easily, mean as hell, but somehow a crybaby. Pretty eyes and a pretty face. Gets her way. Any guy to date her is lucky, she’ll go e you the world and more. Just be careful. Such a unique name for a unique individual.

I wish I was like Shattana.

I want to date a Shattana.

by SeasonLulu June 5, 2019

Shittens

Disposible wet wipe mittens.

Hand me the shittens I have to go poop.

by Sallykelso March 19, 2020