A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
by Chrisisgay3345 November 15, 2017
by Sandi68 April 14, 2006
something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.
"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"
"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."
"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."
by Boopidoopi January 03, 2012
an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
by Machinegun8arg April 03, 2008
by Walnut91 June 02, 2023
Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021