Belly Shirt Season

Belly shirt season is the single most best season of the year. It occurs around summer/spring time. The best and most respected part of this season isn't the weather, however; it is the women. Women around this time wear shirts also known as crop tops. Women who are fit and attractive really are the stars of this season unless you are a chubby chaser which is fine too. But the main ideal preferred women in a belly shirt has little fat and a perfect tummy that really turns men on sexually. Belly shirt season mainly occurs in summer/ spring time because it is too cold in the winter to wear this kind of apparel.

"Oh gee golly, belly shirt season is going to be yummy as fuck this year."

by DamnWhyYouBiteMyDick June 30, 2018

Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

sensor

A slur used in the various meyers briggs typology communities online, used in the same sense as the word nergo for the types SPs and SJs. Often used to imply lack of intelligence and doing stupid things as opposed to deep and complex mental gymnastics which intuitives are capable of like predicting the future, which makes the usage of the word particularly ironic.

Look at the stupid sensors over there. Why can't they be deep like intuitives ?

Darwin can't be a sensor bruh just because he left the room! He is an INTP ... sensors are dumb. lol

by brad141 January 15, 2020

seasoning police

A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.

If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?

by wypipofood March 22, 2023

hoeing season

Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.

He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.

by Yeahhhbitchesss June 30, 2017

rona season

The era of history post February 2020 during the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak. Also another excuse to drink Corona early in the year.

Person 1: Hope I don’t catch Rona!

Person 2: Fuck man, well maybe I’ll catch it from drinking all this Corona. It’s Rona Season baby!

by senile old man March 25, 2020

escobar season

Escobar season, often reffered to by many rappers, is described as a time of lawlessness, and an overall rule by gangsters as opposed to the law.

Escobar season has returned.....

by P_FAD July 12, 2006