Toot session

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.

dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?

dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.

by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008

Session Widow

A girl who has lost her boyfriend to the session.

Mary: "He's been gone for four days on the session"
Anne: "Is he answering texts"
Mary: "No"
Anne: "Session Widow!"

by michael_oleary November 28, 2010

Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020

Running a session

The act of initiating in banter with a member of the opposite sex with the sole intention of engaging in various sexual acts.

Joel: "Holy shit bro, Josh is totally wheeling that chick."
Jake: "Yeah, he's straight running a session on that broad."

by hasselhoff773 November 3, 2009

mac-session

to flirt or mac, for a period of time

Jan- "i just totally had a mac-session with that guy over there".

by al;sjkdfal;fjl;jk qopirqoprtwi July 28, 2012

hydration session

To have a drink usually a beer

Oi boys it’s time for a hydration session

by Hydration master December 28, 2018

Session Master

A master of sessions, one that knows how to execute the perfect session, including method, time, and place.

Jackson is a session master.

by Session Master November 9, 2011