you know sergio?

its from this one commercial... hmm....

"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height

by jess February 22, 2005

Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day

On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.

"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "

by ReverseJ May 24, 2018

sergio ramos(not a persons name)

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck

damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=74888067

by richardblahblah January 30, 2009

Sergio

Sergio is a very funny, handsome, and quiet person. Sometimes he can act stupid but that's his love language. He will always be there for you if you need anything. If you ever meet a Sergio, cherish every moment with him.

I love Sergio, he is so nice!

by popthepig February 21, 2023

Sergio

A tall, cursed, clumsy person. Sergios consider themselves happy-go-lucky, but make no mistake– they will still scream if you kidnap them. He holds an inexplicable hatred for beavers and while he may appear intelligent, he is quite dumb. He may also pretend to be your friend, as he secretly plots your murder with his trusty rebar. Despite these shortcomings, he will manage your office.

That weirdo? His name has to be Sergio.

by airrrr July 4, 2019

Sergio

A person who wants nothing to with other people. Leave him alone he doesn't want to talk to you at all so just leave him. don't worry though he won't shoot up a school :)

oh no Sergio came to shoot up the school

by Sr.Fluffuls January 27, 2022