SQUINTERS

Squinters are anything that tastes so sour that it makes a person squint.

Typically, certain varieties of apples and first crop grapes, and other fruits, are so sour they will make a person squint.

Mary tried one of those grapes but decided not to buy any because they are squinters.

Ben made an apple pie using some squinters.

Those plums are so sour they are squinters.

by WhistleBerries July 13, 2011

Squinty

Might break at any time. Kinda like jack Skelton. "Jonah"

Man u squinty

by Don't break jonah September 13, 2019

Non Sequiturious

(adj) describing a random statement or conclusion that has nothing to do with the statements made prior to it.

Several family members are discussing what to have for supper: "spaghetti? hot dogs?"
when Bill Doe says, "we should hire rodeo camel trainers to help us uncover the secrets of the Bermuda triangle!!"

His statement does not relate to any of the previous statements, and thus is "Non Sequiturious."

by gmogilly March 17, 2010

See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.

p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.

by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008

squint dick

A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.

GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!

GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!

by Indy K August 5, 2010

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

Squint

To Masterbate

Can be used as an insult.

Harry:"yo Tom just checked out your sisters facebook pics, might have a squint"

Tom:"Thats foul, watch some porn or something"

Harry:"Mate too late, i just squinted everywhere!"

Matt:" Piss of you faggot"

Jacko:" I didn't do anything, whats wrong?"

Matt:" sorry im just really stressed"

Jacko: "Have a squint"

Davey:"your hair looks shit"

Alex: "fuck of you little squint"

by Harrykent Jackdogga November 3, 2012