Send in the clowns

Used in a circus when an unforeseen disaster had occurred, with the clowns being sent in to distract the audience from the problem.

The audience hated the last act. Send in the clowns!

by PapaChango96 March 29, 2007

send nudes, not nukes

Derived from the saying "make love, not war", it means to send nudes, rather than be angry at people.

Yo, Dan, stop fighting with Jess! Send nudes, not nukes!!!

by Becky._.821 October 12, 2017

sandra oh

Multi-awarded.
First Asian to host the Golden Globes. Great hair. Was in Grey's Anatomy now in Killing Eve; don't call her Dr. Yang anymore, call her Eve.

Sandra Oh is the best human being ever

by insomniac89 June 16, 2020

Full Send

Contrary to popular belief, a full send is committing 110% to whatever action the person is doing. The term doesn’t only apply to the consumption of alcohol.

Damn I’m getting fat, Tomorrow I’m going full send at the gym.

by Yvngfiji22 August 17, 2019

sedric

A person who always has your back. He's a very cool guy who is weird but still ends up getting girls. If you ever see a Sedric always treat him respect.

"You guys need to hang out with Sedric."

by mistafresh16 September 23, 2013

Sandra Fluke

A miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her Georgetown Law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. She was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut" for blowing through a grand's worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, shit their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. However, Limbaugh should not have called her a slut. He should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her sex life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) People aren't against contraception. They're against forcing insurers to cover it if they don't want to. And anyone and everyone knows you can get "the pill" for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (Again, she's a LIAR!) And god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. That's just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. When Fluke wants to fuck, it's NOW! Like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.

Dude: "Hey, who's that slut on the corner holding up a sign that says 'will fuck for free"

Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!

Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!

Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.

Dude: Right on!

by RME1976 June 17, 2012

Sandridge

<verb> A word denoting the sandwiching together of parts of two people’s names (Sandra and Dandridge as the prime example). Selected syllables of the two names are combined into one common label used to refer to both people as a unit. This ritual is normally reserved for famous Hollywood movie stars, and is also used liberally by paparazzi and tabloid magazines.

Some attempts at sandridging though may be unsuccessful based on various characteristics of the two name ingredients, like spelling, grammar and number of syllables. For example: some people might find it morally offensive to sandridge the names Mike and Octavia (Mikoc?).

To date, sandridging has been limited to only two name ingredients, although there is no evidence to suggest that sandridging with more than two name ingredients would not be just as successful.

Sue: So did you accept Tyrell’s proposal?!

Mary: Oh gosh, I could never marry Tyrell! We’d be sandridged into something awful like Martyr!

by Photofx March 19, 2010