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Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.
by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020
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Second Hand Vibes

When the vibes from another group or the surrounding area are so good that you begin to feel them. (Also a euphemism for second hand high).
The vibes are vibing so hard that we got second hand vibes.
by Vibe Sauce July 28, 2022
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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee
“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee
by IBS warrior July 13, 2021
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Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.
Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.
by scottdrums January 14, 2014
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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody
when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
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Second Hand Spoil

The same as spoiling but with a twist. It is saying that a character did not die in the movie and is still alive instead of telling the person who dies.
Mark: Oh boy I’m about to see endgame!
Chris: Nice! You know Thor doesn’t die!
Mark: Damn it chris! You just second hand spoil!
by Citorealia May 4, 2019
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