A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry
Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!
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An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.
Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
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