Shmooze

The way in which a teacher of middle age possibly a male physics teacher flirts in an effort to gain dominance. This could be done through cheek or teasing.

“Are you trying to shmooze me?!”

by Shmoozingturkey June 12, 2018

Schmootzel

A small portion of something to request or romantic nickname

-Let me have a little schmootzel of cheese wiz for my cracker

-Get over here you sexy little schmootzel

by Babysquirrel July 29, 2019

schmoofer

A very happy and beautiful daughter who loves to smile and laugh, who always wants play and never go to bed.

Look at schmoofer she is so cute

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Schmoove

Verb; Present tense
The action of one performing intercourse while riding a unicycle. Often causes extreme discomfort for both parties involved.

“Hey Jamie. Mind if I schmoove with you on our way to school?”

by NecroTits March 22, 2021

schmoovement

The art of smooth moves when you're in the grooves. Although commonly attributed to gaming parlance, often from the Smash Bros Melee scene, it can be seen to encompass other terms like juking, bunny-hopping, slide-movement, etc. in other games too.

When viewed - it's when the technical or mechanical skill in the game, turns into a beautiful spectacle.

"He dodged every shot... his schmoovement was UNREAL"

"you have to UP your schmoovement game dude, remember the 5 D's!!!"

by sooibot February 21, 2023

Schmooey

SH-MOO-EE Usually describes when a glass or clear surface is covered in a unknown substance (schmoo) that causes the glass surface to become opaque and or sticky.

Ex. 1: “Ah i can’t see, my glasses are all schmooey!”

Ex. 2: “Oh no! Your greasy fingers made my windows all shmooey.”

by Chicken_fried_steak June 3, 2023

schmooler

It means a extorter like a person who does doxxing etc.

Hey that guy is a schmooler

by sexyhotwolfdemon July 5, 2023