Schliecker

When someone has simply delivered mega

Wow, he has such a Schliecker run

by p0r January 10, 2025

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.

Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.

by Ed Cox February 9, 2025

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

Electric schlide

When the penis inserted while simultaneously removing one's hand from the shocker position. Not to be confused with the popular dance, the Electric Slide

Friend 1:My gf loves the shocker, so I decided to hit her with the Electric Schlide

Friend 2: Yeaahhhh

by Long Leg Papa August 22, 2019

Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.

Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened

by Vombat May 2, 2020

Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.

Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.

by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023