schalang

Twisting your penis into a pretzel

Bro I had to go to the ER because Josh made me Schalang.

by Johnathan kuminga December 17, 2024

schlango

yankin my schlango

I wouldn’t yank your schlango for a million gruples

by Jan Spurlin February 14, 2025

Schlaboing

A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.

*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*

Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.

Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--

by Gubobubo December 8, 2025

Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.

"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025

Schliebin Schlaben

Shower beer, Simple as that.

Friend 1: "I'm cracking a Schliebin Schlaben"
Friend 2: "A what?"
Friend 1: "A shower beer!"

by TKsAce February 6, 2025

Emma Claire Schlabach

GOURGOUS HOT WOMAN, MF GODDESS, HAS A BAD BF, FUNNY, ALWAYSSSSS RIGHT, AMAZING, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, (WILL DEF WIN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Emma Claire Schlabach is a mf goddess of a best friend who I love <3/.
Loser bf: Real, shes just the best

by Alexis_Jones October 3, 2023

The Whole Shabang

Everything that is or isn't mentioned about a topic.

Scampton The GREAT:

YOU CALL YOURSELF HEROES?
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS!!

big CLOWNS!
WITH Big HATS!
THE WHOLE SHABANG!!

by Doctor? April 19, 2024