Screaming Hawk

It is when a male drops his pants, stands bent over, and proceeds to spread his butt cheeks and open his asshole. It is best to be done on higher ground so that the person being screaming hawked has to look directly into the rectum. It is best done when you know when someone is getting home from work and they are extremely tired and not ready for a screaming hawk. The victim receiving the screaming hawk let out a terrifying scream as would a hawk.

"I totally just got screaming hawked"

"I could totally screaming hawk her later"

by TheOtherKobe October 30, 2011

Crazy Screaming Guy

Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.

"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"

"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."

by Jesh86 October 3, 2008

Screaming Gopher

While having vigorous intercourse, the reaction caused by pulling out too far and accidentally slipping from the vagina to the anus.

You should have seen the Screaming Gopher I gave my girlfriend last night! I though she was gonna turn around and smack me.

by Sweat Feet January 13, 2010

Screaming Beaver

While doing your women from behind, you pull her arms out from under her resulting in her face smashing the floor or bed.

The reason my girl has a lump on her head is because I gave her a screaming beaver the last night.

by Spooky October 24, 2004

Screaming Gecko

While having sex with your girlfriend standing up against a wall doggy style, you insert your finger into her anus. She then yells and tries to climb the wall in shock like a screaming gecko. Thus you have what is known as screaming gecko.

"My boyfriend is such a dick! He screaming geckoed me last night!

by Tommy TT May 12, 2011

screaming pirate

After a girl gives you a blow job, you cum in her eye and when she puts her hand over her eye like an eye patch you stomp on her foot. She is then screaming, hopping around holding her one foot up with one hand over eye, looking like a screaming pirate.

After the costume party I gave that bitch a screaming pirate!

by Redrocker13 March 19, 2014

White Screaming Zit

After receiving a blow job from a chick with bad acne, you pull out your dick and brutally slap her in the face, therefore popping all of the zits on her face, sending the puss all over her face, while cumming rapidly on her face.

Friend 1: "Dude, your sister no longer has to use Proactiv!"
Friend 2: "Why?!"
Friend 1: "I gave her a white screaming zit last night, now its all cleared up!"

by Dragon "The Net" Hopkins January 4, 2013