scapegoatse

one who is being accused by a tremendous asshole for gross assholery, regardless of whether they have committed an act of assholishness, in order to deflect attention from the accusing asshole's asshole behavior.

Kanye West became a scapegoatse for George W. Bush, when Bush blamed West for the all time worst moment of his presidency.

by Loco Luko November 5, 2010

scapebobbing

When you make a mistake or miscalculation and rather than take responsibility you simply blame your colleague, Bob. Akin to scapegoating, just with a specific target named "Bob".

Steve: "Um, I think that issue was supposed to be addressed by Bob's subcommittee."

Alan: "Steve, it sounds like you're scapebobbing again."

Steve: "Dang, foiled again!"

by AbleCitizen October 4, 2018

anal scabs

Painful and irratating sores on and around your anal area caused by not wiping properly after going to the toilet, and once dried up becomes itchy, and scratching causes rashes and eventually becomes scabs

Danny: Man i cant stop scratching my anal scabs, and its making it worse and spreading
Dukes: You should wipe your ass better next time you go to the toilet
Danny: CBF!

by Dukez November 8, 2005

Scapegoating

Scapegoating is when you blame something on an innocent person that will get you in trouble with other people. In some cases people enjoy being scapegoated, but on the other hand bare mans get vexed about it, get me?

Example:
(FARTTT!!!)
Josh: Urghh, Reff your disgusting mate, your constantly farting mate, sort it out!
Reffold: Wtf man? That wasn't even me it was you!!! Ohh your such a scapegoating bastard!!!

by MCJB MASSIVE Dunno October 7, 2009

scape

1. scape Noun. A scape is someone who is very stingy and ungenerous with their weed but will be more than happy to pack the fattest bowl or roll the fattest joint of someone else's weed. can be used for people who are stingy with anything. e.g. money, food, cigarettes, ect. They are also very sneaky will try to steal anything, even from their friends.
see weedscape & jew

2. scaped Verb. to steal, to cheat or scam someone, to rip off, to jew someone

1. Fucking scape wouldn't pass my joint until he got like 10 hits.

2. My entire quad was scaped at that sesh after school.

by SolaceInSolitude July 29, 2009

Scaper

A devoted fan of the science fiction television show Farscape.

Jon is quite a Scaper.

by Tom E. Pinkerton November 18, 2002

scapid

A synthesis of scary and stupid; often used as an adjective to describe reckless behaviour that is dumb and frightening.

"I didn't realize how scapid it was to join the army until I was on the front lines with a rifle."

by DFRussia March 24, 2008