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slashing

To slash something.

That is, take an existing work of fiction and add or imply a homosexual subtext to it. Some do it because they find it amusing. Others do it because they find it arousing.

Most common targets for slashing are the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings books and movies. Macho movies, especially 'Top Gun' and 'Fight Club' are also favoured targets of this activity.
#1: I love slashing the Lord Of The Rings movies. I know it's all about friendship but the way the actors play Sam/Frodo and Aragorn/Legolas I simply can't believe it's platonic.

#2: For the love of all that is holy will you STOP slashing Shindler's List!
by Korgmeister May 8, 2006
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Smashing Box

Refers to a violent sexual act between a man and a woman with the man dominating through sexual intercourse until the woman is beaten into submission. Verging on rape, this act consolidates the alpha male's power in the bedroom and assures his position as superior to the female.
James: Man that icy bitch is so agro.
Miller: I'd love to smash her box, that'd put her back in her rightful place.
James: Yeah. i like smashing box
by m][LL3R February 28, 2009
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Squashing the Fly

The term that is used when a player only gets a single trick during a round of hearts.
"Ha Ha…I shot the moon!"
"Well, I Squashed the fly!"
"D@mn 1t @J, you suck!!!"
by Rederickfay March 22, 2005
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smashing beavers

When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.

The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.
Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!

or

I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.
by ADyBl January 18, 2006
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Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.
Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...
by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009
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smashing his yogurt truck

Don`t bother that bloke, he`s just finished smashing his yogurt truck.
by 2Rooks November 16, 2005
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Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.
Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.
by nubnibs May 26, 2015
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