coloniel sanders

When a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of a women's face.
Yo bitch you be needing a coloniel sanders. What's that dude it's when I cum over your upper lip and give you a white stache like the KFC cracker.
by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013
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Randy Sanders

A really big bitch who can’t keep a girlfriend for more than 3 weeks and is also a white supremacist despite being blacker than a sharpie. Also becomes gay every Thursday.
“Hey, that Randy Sanders is a real pansy!”
Damn right.”
by Mini Republican November 06, 2019
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Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC
Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.
by Miguel Sanchez July 06, 2003
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Bernie Sanders

person 1: "Hey man, did you see that new Bernie Sanders meme?"
person 2: "Idk there is too many to keep track of"
by fried.butter.on.a.stick January 29, 2021
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michael sanders

Bitch ass kid who's ugly as a horses ass and says horse shit to every word you say a horrible person and is a complete pervert and tries to sleep with your friends sister
by Michaels sanders bitchass January 14, 2015
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Double Sanders

A sexual in act in which both partners stick their thumbs up each other's asses while having sex
I met this hot girl last night and we did the double sanders
by El guapo pescado August 22, 2008
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Dirty Sanders

A Dirty Sanders is where you have titty sex with a woman only backwards such that your ass is in her face, sitting on it in fact if you do it right. When you are done, blow it on her chin to give her a goatee not unlike the late great Colonel Sanders himself.

I am a Sanders and my father (not the Colonel) coined this move with your mother. I gave it a name and added the finale, but can't take full credit.
I sat on her face, pressed her titties together, and gave her a good ol' fashioned Dirty Sanders.
by Just some Sanders February 21, 2009
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