Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Dick Sampler

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.

He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.

by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019

Joel sample

Joel sample is one sexy mf

Who’s that?

Bruh wtf that’s joel sample are you dumb⁉️
Oh the one that steals everyone’s girl?
Yeah that’s him

by Tim challen March 23, 2021

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

sample music

To steal part of a song, usually the hook or chorus, and insert it into a crappy song so that the otherwise crappy song is tolerable. This "sampling" is usually blatantly obvious.

"Have you heard FloRida's new song 'Sugar'?"

"Ew, the one where he steals, I mean samples music from that crappy techno song 'I'm Blue'?

"Yeah, it came on the radio last night and I couldn't stay in my car, it was too horrible. I hate songs that sample music"

by Interficio August 17, 2009

sample size

cop out math guys use at their convenience usually to try and win an argument on an online gambling forum.

"it was too small of a sample size to determine a definitive answer" or "you need a larger sample size to determine a definitive answer", whichever suits their postion at the time.

by IrishTim February 16, 2012

Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008