Shayla Samples

Some cunt that sticks lava lamps up her butt!

Dre: Is that Shayla Samples?
Trish: Yeah, dat her.

by Dre12121212 March 31, 2009

hot cocoa sampler box

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by FormlessOne February 27, 2005

sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.

Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.

by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014

More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off

mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco

by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021

Sample

The abbreviated form of the Phish song Sample in a Jar from the Hoist album. This is one of the few Phish songs that god legitimate airplay. It is a classic, though simple.

The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar.

by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

by Christine Jeremy December 24, 2008

sample pack

Something used in music production my bedroom DJ's to sound like the pros.

I really like Skrillex. I should but this sample pack and get famous for making dubstep!!

WTFFF

by Shep4Lyf June 25, 2017